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666

the year mandy graduated,

I've been searching for a new number,

a happier number,

one that will not frighten me so much.

TODAY - and TODAY ONLY
JANUARY 31, 2010

I have a new number.......

333 
 

The number of days

Elder Hillary

has left on his mission....

so today - rejoice,

because tomorrow,

we'll be back to the

666

Conversation with Mandy...

 

Me:  Mandy, you and Ryan should adopt

a Haitian Orphan...

Mandy:  And bring them INTO poverty?

(I'm sorry - but I'm still laughing at this one)

Under da sea...

Frightening but true - this is a GOOD day in Utard

 ....and you wonder why I have to speak whale...

Or better yet - why I know the words to the

infamous Moody Blues song....

"Breathe deep the gathering doom"

Now if I could just find those Park City Ski Passes...

No more Free Advertising RFH

You are on my ...list of things that must go...

(shoot - I just blew my resolution to be less negative)

Untitled...

On a night when I really don't want to talk about much I need to say at least something.  I watched my daughters tonight - caring for each other and wiping away each other's tears.  I watched Heavenly Father's spirit circle around them and fall gently upon them.  How thankful I am that he blessed me with 4 amazing kids.  3 of them carefully, tenderly caring for each other - and a 4th yet to be told.  Sure lucky - sure blessed - sure aware of the goodness,and hope and love that exists between them.  Lucky for us we have sweethearts like Mike and Bethany and Ryan M. - who felt the pain equally as much in our families circle of love.  Aware very much today for the kindness that can heal all heartaches, the love that tightens the bonds of our family and the assurance that tomorrow will be a better day.  I am proud of you all - and I love you all very much.

PS - Mandy thanks for my screensaver - I keep breaking out into, "Send in the Clowns" no - wait "Whosedat?", no wait - "Sparkley Fingers".  You just bring your own sunshine don't you... thanks for bringing it tonight...

I love you little pistachio... please send us a walnut soon ok?

Grandma Elsie Bowen, a Century of Love

Well  I thought there was something special about this day.  Felt something wonderful in the temple this afternoon.  Could smell raisin filled cookies in the house - and no one was even home.  Felt watched over all day today, more than usual.  Wondered why there was a soft touch on my face in a moment of drifting back over some sweet memories.  Looked in the mirror and traced the same laugh lines I had seen long ago. on a face from my past.  Then my brother called and reminded me that today would be our Grandmother Elsie Hunter Bowen 's 100th birthday!  And then I knew who it was all day long by my side.

She always called each of us her favorite Grandchild - she would send letters to us and write #1 Grandchild - and we all felt that we were exactly that.  She loved babies - she would give them butterfly kisses.  Each of my children have been held in her warm enveloping arms. She bought the little shoes for my children to be blessed in - My own Grandson Andrew was blessed with them on his cute little toes - she would have loved that.   Grandma was born January 20, 1910 in Ogden, Utah to Elsie Irene Staker and  Frederick William Hunter.  Our 4 generation line included ties with Mary Ann Leavitt -  which ties us to Governor Mike Leavitt.  She left us on June 30th, 1994. I remember watching all of her great grandchildren singing at her funeral.  She married her sweetheart Grandpa William C. Bowen on the 18th of April, 1929 and later they were sealed in the Salt Lake Temple on the 11th of February 1959 - the year I was born!  Grandpa left us before Grandma did - he passed away on October 20th 1979.  She spent many years alone after that - but put them to good use - serving an LDS Mission to South Carolina and sharing the gospel - one of her favorite things to do.  She returned home to a new generation of  grandchildren's children's children!  Grandma and Grandpa Bowen were from that rare generation of human beings that had to carved out a place in this world.  When I look at my brother Eric and I - I truly believe they left a tiny bit of them with us to pass on, we never want to let them down.  One thing that my Grandma Elsie would say - 'Please just always Love One Another' - and Grandma, we do - and we (6 children, 19 grandchildren and a million great grandchildren and many great great grandchildren...) remember and love, and honor you on this day.  Please pass the raisin filled cookies...  (I love you Grandma) (Hope you're hugging my little grand babies that will come to earth this year - tell them secrets to share with me ok?)  You will never be forgotten.

GOALIE!

It was interesting to read my daughter Ashley's New Year's resolutions - of which she's already broken the 'Not hate Friday workday" one.  Atta girl Ash!  I don't really like resolutions - resolutions mean that I have to change something - and I'm comfortable in misery most of the time.  I love guilt, and gloomy days, and I especially love it when there's no sign of any Pepsi in the refridgerator.  But I do have a wish list - you see - Disneyland and wishes are all make believe - and I'm chuck full of wishes - so here are a few of my wishes for the coming year.  (well - that I can actually share in public....)(remember - I don't skinny dip - I chunky dunk...)

1. I wish that I could take more pictures.  I don't have enough boxes full of pictures that I can't even identify how old my children are in them anymore.

2. I wish that my hipbones would show through when I lay down to do sit ups - the main reason I don't get a tatoo because the rose on my belly button would be full bloom all of the time.  (and long stemmed)

3.  I wish that everytime I turn on the oven, my house would not be full of smoke.  Unless I was drying marajuana like the last time.  (if you are a federal agent - you never read this ok?)

4.  I wish that when I woke up at night because someone was snoring so loudly that the house was shaking, it wasn't from me.

5.  I wish that when I looked at the bottom of my bucket containing my bucket list, I didn't see a hole, and a lot of dust and mice poop.

6. I wish I could be a part of Jen Danstrups Girls Night Out Club - because right now I feel like I did in Junior High at South Cache when everyone was invited to the year end sleep over except me.  Even though my 'so called best friend Lisa' went and got a tick in her head.  (ha)(still think that was a godsend)

7.  I wish that I could just go to Disneyland without all of the guilt, wearing my Mickey Mouse tee shirt and wearing my water bottle on my fanny pack. (...which is a side wish to ALWAYS embarrass my children)

8.  I wish that advil came in super sized capsules, and there is a never bottomless popcorn container somewhere.  Both very important wishes...

9.  I wish that a certain person would choose Utah - because they don't supersize Kleenexes, but they do have a Puff one.  (subliminal message insert here Mandy)

10.  I wish that Utah and Washington and New Mexico were touching border states.  A lofty goal - the latter being changed anyday now, thus needing a new border state.

11.  I wish that both of my eyes could see equally instead of judgmental in one side and hysterical laughter in the other - and that when I look at you - you would never know which one I'm looking out of.... hum.....

12.  I wish that I could actually read the BOM in 6 weeks - they always start that right when I'm just finishing.

13.  I wish that anyone that talks during a spin class would receive a sharp electronic zap in the cheeks when they went to open their mouths.  (wow - did I just use my outloud voice with that wish?) (scheorry)

14.  I wish that I had a hundred more wishes - HELLO - I DO - but you'll just have to wait 'till I'm in the mood to post them.  GEOCASHING?  Come on!  I only need to find McDonalds.

15.  Ok - I also wish that Elaine would just admit that she's actually Maxine, that I'm wearing a blue one, and someone did something with a pickle at the gas station, with their brother or something.  I tag you all....

BEST WISHES!

WAIT!  I wish that Adam would admit that he should have gone an warned Eve about the snake instead of just wandering off in the Garden of Eden (car show) and letting her take the bite - I mean come on folks...

Triple Towers Tumble

...all of the flags are gone...

I can't stop looking at all of the saddness...

Would I be ready for this?

Never in a million years.

Ear Candy

"Nanna?  Wuv you!  Moo, Cars, Big Dog"

Happy 23 months Andrew

Best thing that could have happend on this

Freaking Foggy Friday

RETRACTION! AHOY!

OUCH!   I forget that not everyone has our family's crazy sense of humor and in my - offish -  in the land of stupid - kind of way indicated in my blog that Elder Hillary was fighting the forces of evil in the following picture:

which to the Edmunds family (a fine family I might add) sounded like we thought their son was evil! 

QUITE THE CONTRARY FOLKS!

WE LOVE THIS GUY!

In fact - the look on the little girls face in the back
was the look on my facewhen I realized that I had done this:

totally put my foot in my mouth without thinking....

(and I don't even like toe jam!)

TO WHICH I APOLOGIZE with all my heart -

AND would like to formally introduce

Elder Hillary's AWESOME companion Elder Edmunds!

No forces of evil here - just a wonderful companion in every way.

Both Utah Elders - from Jordan District Schools  (ok I guess Canyon District now)(Elder Hillary - Jordan High & Elder Edmunds - Bingham High - whew - there would have been trouble if they were from Alta - ok - sorry - Bethany - no offense - it's just a football thing I promise.... we love that our daughter in law is from Alta..... really!), both BYU Cougars (watch out you cute girls!) We will all be cheering on Elder Edmunds (in a year or so) as he is a mighty Cougar Football Player!  He will return (with Honor!) and be a wide receiver for the BYU team - and brings with him a great fighting spirit -

(against evil, finding the good always....)

(Man I'm feeling the hairy toe of the foot I'm chewing on.....)

(Of which is as of today ranked 12th!!)
(No not the toe - BYU!)

I might add that Elder Edmunds kept them alive for 3 days on a 'No Bake Oatmeal Cookie' recipe he had because apparently - it was a "No food" kinda week!  Thanks to his mom - Sister Edmunds, for making sure your son could 'No Bake' or they would have starved! I'm pretty sure I sent the "How to make a sandwich' cookbook right after the first transfer Elder Hillary - didn't you get it?  I don't think that Elder Hillary has ever been out ranked so much in height before! His previous companion Elder Carter was 6'5", and Elder Edmunds is 6'4"!  Ryan is the tallest member of our family at 6'2", but on his mission - he's had more than a couple of reasons to 'look up to his companions!"

Lucky for us - Elder Edmunds family lives very close to us - and they have been very kind to correspond with us through e-mails.  It's been a fun ride as I found out he was headed to the same mission that Ryan would be in (not everyday you get to have a famous person in your mission!)  Soon we would find out that they would actually be companions!  It's been wonderful to hear about their adventures and about the faith promoting stories of those adventures.  We have heard from several people in the area about our 2 sons and their effect on the area.  I was told by a sister living there that 'they had prayed them there'.  The Lord certainly has a great work for them to do - and lucky for our family - it gets to be with a wonderful warrior like Elder Edmunds.  He will be one of our favorite pirates, star fleet commanders, wookies, jeddi knights, a combination of our favorite mutants from X-men (but only the good ones), and of course, the best star from Avitar.... but never, no never, no never, a force of evil. 

 I foresee a box of 'forgive me' treats headed to NM....

We love you Elders!

 (Darn hangnails - they're always the last to go down....)

Would someone make the dead leave me alone?

I swear - you give them a minute of your time and they take an hour or two or three or four in return.  I noticed that I needed to back up my Family History names.  The new Family History Search program through the LDS church is an obsession that consumes my time lately.  So at 5 pm on Wednesday night I do a little looking around, and find few things that I needed to tweek and fix.  Next thing I know it's 11:30 PM and I have to be up in 3 hours for work - AAARRRRRGGGHH!  I HATE it when I do that!  They won't leave me alone - they keep tapping me on the shoulder and saying - um... well... what about my kids, and their Uncle Joe and Auntie Flo... and it goes on and on and on.  I keep wondering WHO LEFT THE PORT HOLE OPEN?  So, I make a deal with them - they have to help me stay awake during my 10 hour shift that is quickly coming upon me.  Freakishly enough - they do.... so don't think they only come out at night.  Just how many ancestors to I have to meet before I die?  Heaven only knows.... Don't worry Elaine - I'm going to dunk you like a Hot Potato - and Dan's going to watch.  (:

Made my summer plans...

I want to be on the committee

that actually goes out and finds

these places in order to post a

sign like this one....

ever wonder who that is?

(Or see the video of the person

that actually had to MAKE the

sign - laughing themselves silly)

Aw...the wonders of life....

Um.... FYI

ELDER HILLARY

HAS LESS

THAN A

YEAR TO

KICK SOME

MISSIONARY

WHATOOOSIE....

EVERYONE CHEER

(Stand back...he's coming home to break some hearts)
(or at least to get his mom back on the straight and narrow...)

I'll like to order the Combination Plate please....

You know when you go to a Chinese Restaurant and you just can't decide on what to have because all of the seriously yummy MSG items are so tempting?  That's my blog entry.  Since the arrival of the twins, we have had a whirlwind of activity around the house.  So this blog is LONG and TASTY and comes with a great FORTUNE cookie of delight, I hope.  I will try to list each item, in random order, because it was too hard to decide which one was my favorite one - and I won't even mind if you leave me a TIP on my comments! (:

THE ANDY ARRIVAL

(not that his mom and dad's visit wasn't highly anticipated

  ....but you know...)

He came in a full package deal of cuteness, his raccoon hat, an appetite for In n Out Fries, and an added bonus of an ear infection and an eye infection.  He was such a trooper though - and he didn't mind sharing a million loves with his Nanna.  Matt enjoyed teaching him so say "Go away" - then made the mistake of saying "Go Away Mommy" - of which Matt's Christmas was reduced to a full piece of coal instead of just the half size.  It was fun to hear Andy communicating more, and looking at me and actually remembering me - that was my Christmas wish - fulfilled.  He also brought with him his baby sister, due in Aprilish - she will come to earth and knock his socks off if he tells mommy to go away anymore.... I can't wait to see her - she'll be BEAUTIFUL!

No... this is not a snit fit - I think he's saying his prayers...

yep - sure of it... I love this little boy SO much!

THE KARIN N KEITH ADVENTURES

We were SO lucky to get to have Karin and Keith with us this year for Christmas - Karin is Del's FAVE sister, and Keith and I are fortunate (choke), oh so lucky (gag and cough) to be recipients of their mother as our mother in law.  Keith - I'll take the bullet for that comment ok?  They bring a great spirit of love and support to our family.  They drove (last radar check in Filmore, Utah was 95 MPH) quickly to Utah from California on Christmas Eve.  Keith having just had shoulder surgery was sitting painless in the passengers side so if they did run off the road - he wouldn't have even felt it!  Lucky for us - they arrived safe and sound and made our Christmas complete and happy.  My kids all love these two, you only have to be around them for a moment to fall in love with them -and we are blessed to have them in our lives.  Christmas Eve brought the end to a 40 hour week and the blessing of having a few days off - in retail that is unheard of - so I was thankful for those that made this possible for me to have.  Another Christmas wish fulfilled.

THE GATHERING OF THE HILLARYS

otherwise known as Christmas Day

It's a rare occasion when we can all get everyone together.  So I appreciated (and give a thank you shout out) all of the kid's In Laws allowing me to steal their children for the day.  We broke up the occasion with them visiting their other families for Christmas Eve and I was so appreciative of the sacrifices that my in law kids made for our family.

We continued our beliefs that Christmas is about family - and that we always just draw one name and enjoy receiving one gift - it keeps it simple, the cost down and the true meaning of the day being love and sharing alive and well.  It was fun to see the things that everyone came up with for the person that they shopped for - it's always 'just right'.  Andy helped everyone this year - he would not only bring the present over to you, but also open it for you - he would say "Openit?" and you couldn't say no to those eyes...

He made sure that every single visible sign of wrapping paper

was removed before you could open the box.... Thanks Andy!

BTW - Thanks Michael - I get to go to Rod Works!!! (:

Matt and Bethany are way cute parents.  Andy is a funny kid

in so many ways.  He LOVES the movie CARS so every toy he

has is Mater, Queen, or Moo - the tipped over tractor.

   Matt and Andy loved playing together

Andy would fall asleep with a car in each hand

and a moo in his snooze.

   Time for a nap (he really sleeps like this) But the party must go on...

THE NEW TRADITION OF HUMILIATION

I told the kids that this year we we going to introduce

a new challenge.  Each couple was assigned a Christmas Carol.

Then they were to act it out - only pump it up on hip hop, or

change the words or totally change the concept - of which they did

(Except for Karin, Keith, Ashley and Mike - total slackers - booooo)

Matt and Bethany did "Up on the Housetop" only it included

Santa and Pirates and stick figures behind a table.  We laughed so hard.

Yo Yo Yo -   Bethany you'll have to help me with the rest of the words!

They were brave to start it out - and really set the bar high on the competition...

Mandy and Ryan had Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

We totally lost it when they punked themselves out,

Ryan even tanked down his jeans for the ultimate punk look.

Mandy took Carrie Underwood to the limit and we hardly

knew what she was singing because we were all rolling on the floor!

We really felt bad knowing that they had all tried SO

hard - but the champions had to make their statement.

Del and I did "The 12 Days of Christmas"

but we had a twist - with a catch - and a switch.

"The 12 Days of Christmas - Will it Blend?"

(Remember those ground up Barbies?) (Oh Ya!)

We had official safety glasses and lab coats.

Del kept asking me if we had any partridges in a pear tree,

but I could only come up with....

12 gummy wreaths

11 piles of reindeer poop

10 cut in half cherry cordial reindeer

9 marshmallow snowmen

8 lumps of chocolate coal

7 high caloric snacks

6  something something - can't remember

5 very rare golden chocolate coins

4 rubber toy tools

3 marshmallow 'joys'

2 Miley Cyrus stickers

1 Very Big Santa

So I can't rotate this but this is what it looked like,

it was the performance of our lifetime, and we proclaimed

in full song:  "We are the freakin' CHAMPIONS of the world"

Wanna challenge us next year?

Dare ya...

A LAZY AFTERNOON

After we consumed a turkey and a ham... it was time to

listen to violence, gunshots and death, (the new video game)

while putting together peaceful puzzles and visiting...

(Mandy went home with the last 3 pieces of the puzzle - sure, it was just a mistake....)

We did the family picture - for the Christmas Card

that will now become the New Year's Card....

Notice the cute Missionary in the picture.

I had to remind myself that it was actually Christmas Day,

instead of the

DAY THAT MY MISSIONARY COULD CALL HOME!

We were all able to talk to him for about 2 hours.

He sounded WONDERFUL!

More stories to come later - but we shared our

stories and tears and love and laughter.

Another Christmas Wish granted...

He's been very busy fighting off the forces of evil...

ENOUGH PARTY TIME? HAH! NEVER!

The next day we all headed off to see an amazing flick...

and ate outrageous amounts of popcorn,

and pizza afterwards....

THE NEXT DAY? (ARE YOU KIDDING?) (NEVER!)

Lasagna party and more blood and torment on the XBox...

It was time to say good bye to Karin and Keith - a tough

thing to do - they both spoiled us rotton and left their

love and kindness everywhere.....

They were headed to the Rose Parade!

AW COME ONE - JUST ONE MORE PARTY?

BRING IT ON!

Partae some more.... that's what I say.

The BOWEN BUNCH - my side of the family came

for Soup and Bread night - our Bowen Tradition.

We met our newest member Tyler Bradshaw,

my niece Betsy's son....we think he's cute..

The cousin's had a moment in front of the camera,

with their cute spouses, and Ryan's picture of course....

We were all ok about this until we remembered that

Ashley was upstairs asleep because she's a preggie momma

and she was tired!  Mike was home sick also - so I'll include

their picture here....

wait - I meant to use this one...

that's more like it...

and a 3 generation....

 The Almost 2 year olds - set up their

territories quickly - right next to the train

around the tree - They kept looking for

Thomas the Train - but it was just

Grandpas Santamotion...

and then we were partied out.....

But I sure love my kids for making it such a fun season.

Over the 5 days we must have fed 12 - 15 people per meal,

laughed 'till we peed, played games until our thumbs bled,

consumed 10 12 packs of diet Pepsi, took a million pics,

and most of all created many many memories.

On New Years Eve, Ashley and Mike were in Vegas,

Mandy and Ryan were being merry and the Merrimans,

Bethany and Matt took Del and I and Bethany's parents to dinner

after Andy's first sleigh riding adventure,

Karin and Keith were entertaining 'Pre Rose Parade' Style,

and Ryan - was dedicated being Elder Hillary.

Del and I lit the candles on my 400 year old ancestors

in the Salt Lake City Cemetery (a wonderfully creepy place

in the absolute dark....but it's tradition!)

Time to call it a 'New Year!"

 

To which I say,

".... and to all a good night".

I promised you Fortune Cookies so here they are...

2 NEW BABIES IN 2010!

NEW HOUSE FOR MATT AND BETHANY!

MISSIONARY HOME FOR NEXT CHRISTMAS!

2 BYU BACHELOR GRADUATES!

LAW SCHOOL LOCATION ANNOUNCEMENT

1 UOFU MASTERS GRADUATE!

GREEN BERET?! AND SERVICE TO FOR OUR COUNTRY

(ok -so I'm not looking forward to that one because I love Mike SO much)

DAD AND I ARE SELLING ALL WE HAVE AND

MOVING TO FRANCE....

(just seeing if you were still with me)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!