GOALIE!

It was interesting to read my daughter Ashley's New Year's resolutions - of which she's already broken the 'Not hate Friday workday" one.  Atta girl Ash!  I don't really like resolutions - resolutions mean that I have to change something - and I'm comfortable in misery most of the time.  I love guilt, and gloomy days, and I especially love it when there's no sign of any Pepsi in the refridgerator.  But I do have a wish list - you see - Disneyland and wishes are all make believe - and I'm chuck full of wishes - so here are a few of my wishes for the coming year.  (well - that I can actually share in public....)(remember - I don't skinny dip - I chunky dunk...)

1. I wish that I could take more pictures.  I don't have enough boxes full of pictures that I can't even identify how old my children are in them anymore.

2. I wish that my hipbones would show through when I lay down to do sit ups - the main reason I don't get a tatoo because the rose on my belly button would be full bloom all of the time.  (and long stemmed)

3.  I wish that everytime I turn on the oven, my house would not be full of smoke.  Unless I was drying marajuana like the last time.  (if you are a federal agent - you never read this ok?)

4.  I wish that when I woke up at night because someone was snoring so loudly that the house was shaking, it wasn't from me.

5.  I wish that when I looked at the bottom of my bucket containing my bucket list, I didn't see a hole, and a lot of dust and mice poop.

6. I wish I could be a part of Jen Danstrups Girls Night Out Club - because right now I feel like I did in Junior High at South Cache when everyone was invited to the year end sleep over except me.  Even though my 'so called best friend Lisa' went and got a tick in her head.  (ha)(still think that was a godsend)

7.  I wish that I could just go to Disneyland without all of the guilt, wearing my Mickey Mouse tee shirt and wearing my water bottle on my fanny pack. (...which is a side wish to ALWAYS embarrass my children)

8.  I wish that advil came in super sized capsules, and there is a never bottomless popcorn container somewhere.  Both very important wishes...

9.  I wish that a certain person would choose Utah - because they don't supersize Kleenexes, but they do have a Puff one.  (subliminal message insert here Mandy)

10.  I wish that Utah and Washington and New Mexico were touching border states.  A lofty goal - the latter being changed anyday now, thus needing a new border state.

11.  I wish that both of my eyes could see equally instead of judgmental in one side and hysterical laughter in the other - and that when I look at you - you would never know which one I'm looking out of.... hum.....

12.  I wish that I could actually read the BOM in 6 weeks - they always start that right when I'm just finishing.

13.  I wish that anyone that talks during a spin class would receive a sharp electronic zap in the cheeks when they went to open their mouths.  (wow - did I just use my outloud voice with that wish?) (scheorry)

14.  I wish that I had a hundred more wishes - HELLO - I DO - but you'll just have to wait 'till I'm in the mood to post them.  GEOCASHING?  Come on!  I only need to find McDonalds.

15.  Ok - I also wish that Elaine would just admit that she's actually Maxine, that I'm wearing a blue one, and someone did something with a pickle at the gas station, with their brother or something.  I tag you all....

BEST WISHES!

WAIT!  I wish that Adam would admit that he should have gone an warned Eve about the snake instead of just wandering off in the Garden of Eden (car show) and letting her take the bite - I mean come on folks...