Spontaneous Mini Thought for the ah ha moment of May

so my favorite line of the day was...

 

"You know that show where the guy dies and they are having his funeral and his son decides to play Freebird with his rock band at the funeral and they release a huge white seagull piñata and it accidentally starts on fire as it passes over the crowd and the son just keeps saying JUST PLAY ON, as the sprinklers start up to put the massive fire out?"

My Asian answers no...

My Special Needs friend says...

"Elizabethtown?"

 

Hands down

she wins the prize.

 

Thought of the day:

Make sure they don't

let any flying seagulls

come to my funeral.

Spontaneous Mini Thoughts for the Grandkids of May

Today

I was just

checking on

where my

heart was

wandering

to....

and I

found it

here...

and here...

and here...

 

 and here...

 

I mean I love my kids..

but their offspring...

Take my breath away.

 

Thought of the day:

How about we

start having them

two at a time?

(just for fun?)

(double our numbers?)

 

(I heart you A.E.J.M.)



Spontaneous Mini Thought for the Wet Days of May

 

I knew there was something going to be so strange today when I woke up.  The air was thick with moisture and the moon was ready to let down it's guard, letting the storm through.  At the last minute I closed the windows before I left for work.  Nice sunny day for about 3 hours then the massive clouds rolled in.  By noon - the thunder and lightening and hailstorms hit my town hard.  My cute Paisen at work had just come back to see what was going on and CRASH - the ceiling started falling down and water gushed in through a hole - it went everywhere in that store - it was creepy and frightening and amazing.  We all ran to pull back the furniture being destroyed by the waterfall.  Three interesting things happened...

First - why would we actually try to save that stupid furniture?

Next - Why in the moment of disaster - we all pulled out our phones and took pictures?

Finally - I am a true blue Zamboni operator now - and I actually said the words....

"If you walk through that water again I will cut you.. to my boss.

After our 9th hour with no lunches - our boss loved us and gave

us extra time on the clock.... I call it - a complete wash out.

I only wish 'some people' could have been there to get wet...

it's probably the only shower they may have taken -- like ever.

 

Thought for the day:

Wet clean up on Aisle 3.... and 4 and 5

and all of 8, 9, 10, 14-19, and furniture. 

Spontanous Mini Thoughts for the Memorial Flower Days of May

my hometown - where I want to be eaten by

worms when I die and peak up out of the ground

some days when no one is looking,

and look at this mountain.

 

Happy Memorial Day

Thanks to those that served our country.

and those that created my heritage,

and for all of their stories I hold

deep in my soul.

Spontaneous Mini Thought for the TwentyPoppyeth of May

Anticipation....

it's keeping me waiting waiting waiting...

 

 

but oh so worth it...

 



 

it's my fave flower to watch

Pop out of it's shell.

Oh - and it makes great

Opium...

not that I would know.

really.

I'm really kidding.

really.

 

Thought for the day:

"So - we take flowers to the

dead people's graves and there

those flowers die right?"

The facts of life.

two two two spontaneous mini thoughts in one...... for the Madness of 24/25 of may

WARNING:  CONDENSED VERSION

 

2 hours of sleep in 28 hours

planted 3rd garden

planted over 125 flowers

realized that I've ticked the world off

(apparently)

could literally live at SL Cemetery

might as well... book it now (it's to die for)

because Mendon's is apparently all taken

David's sunflower seeds taste better than Spitz

Chevron Tigers Blood

A little Sunshine Visit for a surprise

I love my mom.

I ache for my family

longest ride home on earth

tears

frustration

up at 4 am for work

Happy Birthday Grandpa Hill

a little thank you shout out

and I'm off to sleep

because I really don't want to talk

about this entire weekend ever again.

 

PS....

Chinese food always looks and

smells better than it actually tastes.

No Pepsi weekend yet again

sucks



Spontaneouzzzz Thoughtzzzz for the 23rdzzz of Mayzzz

It's that time again, the moment that I realize that I have not slept enough to be able to survive this graveyard shift.  The phone rings, the solicitors are out in a frenzy, the dogs are barking, and there are the daily things that need to happen - but sleep is not on that list.  Hopefully, it won't hurt when the "H" key is engraved in my forehead when my head hits the keyboard.  Hopefully, I won't drool and short circuit the computer.  Hopefully the security cameras will not actually catch pictures of the flies going in and out of my mouth as I sleep.   Hopefully I can survive.  I have a love hate relationship with graveyards.  First - no customers to drive you insane - love.   But, second, the creepy nightness of everything, and knowing that everyone is soundly sleeping at home.  Tomorrow - I will continue the zombie hour as I try to function as a 'daytime' person again.  Until then - the inner vampire needs to get into the shower and get to work.  Where I will then solve the worlds problems... one hour at a time.

Thought of the day:

you know.. I'm just too tired

to come up with one.