I'm about to admit something just thrilling about me. Yes - I'm about to give away one of my soul bound secrets to the world. I love to kill mice. A few years ago a few critters lived in our home, I know, creeeeepy. They come in from the gully next to our home and they hit the houses along Dimple Dell. So I lead an all out assult on them, killed every last one of them. and their little dog Toto too. I pulled out my FAVORITE things today to get them ready for those itty bitty monsters if they show their whiskers. I call them my death traps... I have .... a few. They come in different styles - I have the 'snap your heads in one snap' ones... and then just for fun, the slow death ones. I've used peanut butter, and a really stinky cheese. Oh - I LOVE going downstairs and finding their little quivering bodies with their little teeth on their last bite. BWaHAAAHhhahah!!!!!!!!!! If I was in the Harry Potter movies - I would NOT be allowed to have Ron Weasleys Rat - because I would kill it.... bwahaahaa.... So - keep your doors shut - the mice will indicate how bad the winter is, and they are knocking at the door as we speak.... would you like some 'whine' with your cheese? I heart killing mice. (warning - this is not to scare off potential house guests)(I'd be more worried about Grandma rocking in the rocking chair up in the attic, and the guy behind the shower curtain with the sharp knife...) Maybe I should get a cat....
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My favorite way is to catch them on the sticky pad and then while they are still squirming...put them in a 5 gallon bucket and run a small hose from the exhaust of your car under the bucket, then start the car and gas them!! Bwahaha!!
I have no qualms in offing mice. I do not think they are cute. I prefer if I do not have to take them out. It did bug me a few years ago, when I was in a singles ward, we went up to a cabin not far from Park City. Nice cabin, the family had left traps out on the counters and there were at least three dead mice. All the guys were pretending that they did not exhist. UGGGGGG. . . Nasty. It was not until I was emptying the things and cleaning the "mouse tracks" up off the counter that ONE of they guys jumped in and emptyied one of the traps. Hopefully my dog will be as skillful at catching mice as he was with the mole.
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