...The Freaking Christmas Letter...

Time to start writing the letter requiring serious bragging rights. Nothing says, "Dang, my kids are the most amazing people on earth" like a good 4 page, single spaced Christmas letter. This year I am sitting here alone writing it - and I haven't received any bribe money from the kids so maybe I'll just have to give the 'less colorful' version of their year in a nutshell. You can almost hear the swelling of the Christmas Carols as the flow of blah blah blah starts up...listen carefully! I reviewed several letters from the past - you can always tell which child I didn't like - it was usually Mandy - well - not so much not like, but found easiest to pick on. This year I pick, wait let me draw from the Santa Hat..... I pick..... Matt! Let's pick on Matt this year. Things that must go: Very tired moms bragging about their kids in a Christmas letter.... let's see, where do I begin....