.... this is the only book you can find to learn Spanish.

I was actually kicked out of Beginning Spanish at Utah State! I couldn't understand the professor as he yelled at me in Spanish and waved his hands towards the door! Little did I know that college Spanish requires 5 years of High School Spanish and the only words I could say were 'Taco Bell', and 'Salsa' and those don't even count as Spanish words. Never the less - if I keep visiting my local McDonalds for the next two years as Ryan serves his mission - there is NO DOUBT I will speak fluent Spanish, AND know what the hand waving was all about from my sad, Spanishless College years at USU. You think that Lupe' Bererra and Jess Moreno would have taught me something besides kissing - but then again - that's another entire 'idiots' book in itself. Hola - wait is that like Aloha - where you don't know if your saying hello or good bye? Wait - isn't you say hello and I say goodbye a Beetles Song? .... look at the kitty....look at the kitty.... someone get my pills! (Ryan you are going to be able to rrrrrrrroll those rrrrrrr's I just know it!)

I was actually kicked out of Beginning Spanish at Utah State! I couldn't understand the professor as he yelled at me in Spanish and waved his hands towards the door! Little did I know that college Spanish requires 5 years of High School Spanish and the only words I could say were 'Taco Bell', and 'Salsa' and those don't even count as Spanish words. Never the less - if I keep visiting my local McDonalds for the next two years as Ryan serves his mission - there is NO DOUBT I will speak fluent Spanish, AND know what the hand waving was all about from my sad, Spanishless College years at USU. You think that Lupe' Bererra and Jess Moreno would have taught me something besides kissing - but then again - that's another entire 'idiots' book in itself. Hola - wait is that like Aloha - where you don't know if your saying hello or good bye? Wait - isn't you say hello and I say goodbye a Beetles Song? .... look at the kitty....look at the kitty.... someone get my pills! (Ryan you are going to be able to rrrrrrrroll those rrrrrrr's I just know it!)


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