OH NOPRAH?
You can't be leaving us!
You said you were checking out
after 2 more years...
Who will tell me about
Monkey Ladys,
share their Favorite Christmas things with me,
find another Dr Oz & Dr Phil,
try to kill Gayle on a roadtrip,
help me lose weight,
show me Tina Turner,
and make me brave enought to say
VaJayJay?
Leaving us will KILL us
one at a time Oprah!
See! It's already started!!!
NO!!!
I haven't been on your show yet,
it was my life long dream!
I wanted a house and a car
and Michael Bolton CD!
THAT'S IT - I'm changing the channel....
...come to momma...
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