My 'PARENTHOOD' addiction commentary....

Yeah - family wedding finally!
You aren't Jewish - why do we keep making that?
You are are rose patrol
Billy will be my best man because you SOLD THE BUSINESS!
Beer throwing at the back.... OH NO!
Commercial break.....

OH NO - didn't get the baby - Mandy was right -
cleaning out the blue room ):  This is the sad part.
campain gains ten grand... and something from the bakery
but she still doesn't trust him.
How about a wedding in Ireland? 
Let's take our baby (even through you are 40 and I'm 12) and go!
Aspergers syndrome - tough one.
Uh oh - daddy talk - you are in trouble now.... you sold it?
Make up with your brother because Crazy Billy can't come to the wedding.
Commercial break......

NO TEENAGE SEX!!  This momma said NO!
teenage mom shows up and continues to destroy the mommy,
she gives the watch back... ):
oh... no.... are you breaking up with me?  (I'm 40 and you are 12)
sadness.... ):
Commercial break.....
      (there aren't this many commercials during The Bachelor)
      (but it's about as brainless)
      (MMMMMM shrimp and fries at Artic Circle.. wonder if they are still open...)
(count them..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8..... really that many commercials)
   (I'm trying to do a commentary here folks...)

Billy show up.  Apology accepted.
Wedding begins - (I'm already tearing up)
There's the Groom, the Bride, and yo - their son!
walking, walking walking... walking some more.  Choir singing
(I LOVE these two)
winking, a lot of smiling, missing the baby they didn't get...
(Great song)
Commercial... really?  That was a 40 second part of the show folks!!
Commercial...1, 2, 3, 4, (aluette)(Mickey),5, 6, oh come on!

RECEPTION PARTAE!
Dancing - Billy is aweful
I get to go to Cornell!  (because my dad sold the shop)
More dancing
uh oh - texting the senator
teenagers blood running hot - where are the PARENTHOODS?
Paperwork - still selling.
close your eyes part - ew.... teenagers.... ew
ok - the toast...
BILLY?  Billy is Missing - Billy is gone.
New Best Man - Adam.
(why does Crosby look like Ben the Bachelor?)
ok - so now the deal is OFF - and we're keeping the shop!
Commercial.....
    (NO not the pink Charmin Bear!)(Campbells Soup)(Mac N Cheese)(I have another family?) (Listerine - way too much alcohol)(Selma Hyack milking a cow) (Got Milk) (News News News)(Will Mitt win?)

Back to the Partae
ew teenagers - guilty
OH NO AMBER ALERT - she's found the Senator!
I can't work here and be with you.  Can I be your assistant?
Back to the reception - dancing - lots of Billy and twirling.
Oh - Mark is back - (we love 12 year old Mark)
we belong together - OH - ONE KNEE?  YEAAAAAHHHH!
Wait - he was still standing when he asked - (bad omen)
Driving away in the Just Married car.....
WHAT?  A DELIVERY OF A BABY??????????????
Nope - an 8 year old - perfect..... awesome

Love this show - I'm pretty sure that I should keep my day job.