...........because if you are a doctor - you can charge this........
Q-tip - $89.00
Cup for peeing in - $12.50
Water to produce pee for $12.50 cup - $15.00
8 inches of tape for taping together the
3 (tiny) holes in my stomach - $45.00
Calling the insurance and telling them that I've never met the
doctor doing the surgery before the ER experience,
of which they charged me for an
OFFICE VISIT 2 days before $200.00
Priceless.....
always read the bill twice
they may charge you for reading it twice
but how would you ever know that
you knew your mystery doctor
before you ever met him
Like I said... next time I'll cut it out myself...
just in case it grows back.
Oh.... and remember to keep your ears
clean so they don't have to use the $89.00 Q-tip.
(it was only one - and I THINK that's what they used it for)
Just for the record - I'm so excited to have
IHC call me and ask me about my experience.....
Everyone should be taken from their room to their
car in a wheelchair with the IV still connected and
the blood pressure cuff still screaming away....
(duh...)(ya - the bills have arrived)
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