Saturday, April 30, 2011

No Sunscreen Needed, for about 5 more minutes....

Sure, go ahead and stick that old tongue out,
you won't be getting a sunburn anytime soon....
until about 5 minutes from now, when the
sun will be blasting away,
because I live in
Utah....
And why might this be a significant picture on APRIL 30TH?
Because there was 8 inches of snow outside this morning.
Yes - I live in Utah,
where you can snow shovel in the morning,
or not,
because in a hour or so, (or maybe 5 minutes)
you'll put your flip flops and shorts on
to go out and get the mail,
and break out into a sweat.
Gotta love our state.
Random thoughts on this particularly strange day include...

1.  Snow?  Really?
2.  They're postponing the honeymoon?  Who do they think they are?  Royalty?
3.  I don't care if it doesn't call for bananas - they are going to be black by tomorrow, use them!
4.  Result of Del not going to work this past week - no ironing 100% cotton shirts - priceless...
5.  2 Root canals for Del this week - couldn't think of a nicer guy to have them....
6.  Can I get a lemon in my Coke?  Yes - it's a regular Coke... is the Lemon in Regular Coke Police  in there by chance?
7.  It's ok - I like pizza with only half the olives - using them as an appetizer, is ok - really....
8.  Kenny Loggins tickets for the Sandy Amphitheater are $42.00?  Who does he think he is?  Kenny Loggins?
9.  I had a nap for an hour and then actually slept for another hour, which one counts?
10.  And the reason why they have mirrors in the front of the Zumba class is why??

Time for Saturday Night Live
I needs me some Tina Fey.
... wonder if it's going to snow tonight....
Utah

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