Sunday, April 29, 2012

Butt Seriously Folks......

My kids are terrified that I'll post
something like this post....
all I can say - is come over and stop me
Love you!
(and I didn't scan and post the actual scan)
(or maybe I will at a later date?)
Well, most adults are to have a colonoscopy at 50,
I didn't follow that rule and just barely had one at 52.
My friend (name dropper) is Kendyl Bell (name dropper)
she's a friend and my Zumba instructor (name dropper)
also Miss Utah USA (name dropper)
.
She posted about the day her brother found out
he had colon cancer because of a colonoscopy,
he's in his 20's.  Too young.  But caught it
IN TIME - isn't that what it's all about?
It was heartbreaking for her and I spent
a bit of time talking with her about it.
She encouraged me to get one and so I made
that appointment.

It was seriously a worry - because there are
NO SYMPTOMS to colon cancer.
I always read the Billboard about
DOUG MILLER
dying of it because he just never went in.

Didn't want to be on a Billboard

The prep was the
GAGGIEST THING EVER.
My pharmacist encouraged me to just
'bottoms up' on the liquid prep
(well - she thought that was funny)
but it proved to be the best way to deal
with drinking all of that goo.
(I chose a lovely Citrus Berry flavor)
Then I made sure there were some great
movies to watch in my 'office' (bathroom)
and I made the best of an uncomfortable
situation (the situation of death).

I loved my doctor - my 'Buttdoc' I called her...
She is from India - and she is SO FUNNY -
she's heard ALLLLLLL of the jokes....
So in her honor I will post my Facebook Funnies
later in this post.
(Thank you Doctor Reddy for having warm hands)

The procedure only took 20 minutes.
My colon is a beautiful thing,
and is 100% happy and cancer free.
(Whew)
Also - it was free,
yep - who might want to know
something for FREE??
ME!
(Most insurances cover the screen 100%)

Needless to say - hope you all
are able to get one scheduled if you need to.
If you are reading my blog
(well except you from Nairobi)
that means that you are someone
I care about.
Get it done!

Thanks Kendyl
You inspire.
(Best of luck on MISS USA!)

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