Pass the remote...

Yep - we're 'dancin' with those trampy stars' fan(z)... it's sick and wrong.  Now and then we get stuck on some of the stupidest shows and we step out of our lives and become ballroom dancers.  I'm still waiting for Del to rip his shirt off and salsa with me... except he's such a neat freak - he would have to go upstairs, get a hanger, and hang it perfectly before taking even one dance step!  I use to be hooked on Biggest Loser - but it was difficult to actually see what I eat being removed from every menu there.  Look Bob Harper - I have plenty of water and lettuce, but I like bacon on it and that's that.  The Bachelor and Bachelorette - eh.... there's so many germs there.  Haven't really hooked up to Survivor or The World Race show whatever it's called.   American Idol has been interesting but I only hook up with that show when they get to the top 10... I haven't missed the other 5,000,000 that were cut.  I always feel bad when they show the really bad singers, because I see people that believe in themselves being belittled.  I believe that when I sing in the shower - the dog howling in the back yard is just happy for someone to sing with.  Mandy has me checking out 'The Voice' but I only like the swirly chairs and the big red stop buttons.  America's Got Talent.... yep - a lot of it is in Utah.  It's really sad around here after the big golden DWTS Disco Ball is presented to the last dancer standing and there is absolutely nothing to do until the next obsession starts... So You Think You Can Dance... bring it on... Wait - is that salsa music I hear?  Yep and he's getting out the hanger!  I'd give him a 10.