Wednesday, November 17, 2010

D.W.T.S. = Don't Watch This Season

Be afraid, very afraid
I smell tea a brewin'
(and it's sour)
Pistol Bristol is on the wolf hunt.
I hope Glen Beck's children
aren't on next season.
I seriously thought I was watching
the biggest loser...
(oh wait - I am!)
ew... please - bring in the clowns


OH WAIT - I am thankful for...
(because I have to be thankful for something)
the freedom to vote.
And to rig that vote if needed.
Do you want lemon with that tea?

3 comments:

Joosten said...

Ewww...she makes me want to throw up!!!

Lauren Posey said...

Such a political stunt = MAKES ME SICK.

Beee said...

I'm surprised you didn't shoot out the tv in a non-drunken rage. It was only a vote for Mark, not Bristol. I want to see Mark dance angaist his "bro" Derek. I might get my wish *sigh*.