...and I'll probably burn in heck for doing it but never the less I present to you....
I'm Not Kidding - The Top Ten Things I LMBO From
"My Religious Service Time"
Part 1
(and believe me I will deny every word of this
if I'm brought before a church court)
10. At the ward carnival, the best activity suggested:
spray painting...
9. Sorry there are no cup holders for your
mug from 7-11 on the benches
8. Yes, you may have as many rolls as you want,
but please don't forget to take the ones you've put in your
pocket out when you wash your clothes.
7. The items left out that are marked for the D.I.
are not to be taken home.
6. Phantom of the Opera is alive and well and playing the organ...
aka: Spiritual Music should never be frightening.
5. I couldn't get the braids out of her hair so I shaved her head
4. How many people live here and who are they again?
4a... couldn't resist this one:
"Hey yo, is that chick yer helping single?"
3. If a person is lying face down on the church lawn,
you can pretty much guess there is a
police man nearby that just handcuffed them.
2. If you see people trying to sell the furniture
from the church at a yard sale,
let us know asap or just dial 911.
2a.... (because there are so many to choose from)
Gospel Doctrine = weapons optional.
Finally... the #1 magical moment.... (until next post)
You may not pass the sacrament in your
"Stripling Warrior" tee shirt, no, no, no, no no....
When they say "When I have grown a foot or two"
...they weren't kidding.
(I have a lot of growing up to do)
Yours, reverently, with tongue in cheek
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