Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Spock you...

...I think not Obama - you'll never get to space..
Usually - and I use that loosely I'm not a 'you suck' kind of a person - but today I think I'll call up my Ace and play the card.  As I have indicated - I voted for the REAL Spock for President - he's logical - intelligent - has awesome ears - and most of all he's really interested in the space program. Unlike the current android we have in office. Spock would make sure that everyone kept their jobs - because he can't compute why anyone skilled enough to make rocket motors should not be doing just that! He would not get angry like I am - he would tilt his head and call it like it is - wrong. Where one space ship door closes - a beautiful young talented Engineer will now boldly go where no man has gone before.... wait - as of this week 375 have boldly not been given that opportunity - but you will do just fine. You are made of great stuff. The matter between your pointed ears is potent with good material, your space boots are hottata, and your heart... well your heart is loved, more than ever today. Wait - you say that Spock couldn't have any feelings? Not so! He was caught kissing the girl from Avitar right? Thank heaven for the rescue pod that arrived just in time today - thanks Mike. So - let Boeing know you'll be right over, or the other 2 delightful planets that want you, and take my advice Masta Lee Lee - Live Long and Prosper - and tomorrow - we'll get you a Pirate Band. Oh Ratts, we'll have to road trip for that one... bike tires pumped up?  Limber up your fingers girl - you'll be.... logically... just fine.  We all love you!
*NOTE* no you are not confused - we DO include secret codes in our blogs that only our family understands, and if you ever came do dinner you would realize that we talk like this all the time... Bethany, please pass the rolls (:  (hey kids - thanks for the 'Rally 'round the Family' today)(Matt - where are those shells?)(oh - there they are in your pocket!)

3 comments:

Jen said...

With a girl like Ashley, nothing will stop her from her dreams!

Mandy | Baking with Blondie said...

Bahah!! This post was the best! Spock for president!!

ashleydox said...

Spock is my hero.