Friday, May 14, 2010

Paternity Leave

 
 Me:  Matt - just called to say hello to my grandki...... wait - is Emma ok?
(Holy screaming in the background)
Mae:  Ya - she's just tired and she can't go to sleep yet because she's already slept.
Me:  Oh... Ok.... well - where is Drewbug?
Mae:  I think he's upstairs..... "Hey Andy, whatcha doin?"
.........silence.............
Mae:  Oh there you are...um.... can I help you with that?
........Andy runs in with his fruit snack bag and a huge pair of scissors.....
Me:  Um.... Mae - that's how big brothers cut little sisters hair off when you're not looking...
Mae:  I'm never going to get this yard in am I! (:
Me:  So I don't hear Em anymore is she ok?
Mae:  Ya - she settles herself down pretty good....
.........I think she ate her fist......


I'm not going to say (or post) anything....really - I mean - Matt, Ashley, Mandy and Ryan all survived ME right?  Right?

2 comments:

Bethany said...

Hahahahahaha! That's so funny. I'm glad we have a group of angels assigned to our kids to cover our shortcomings.

Mandy | Baking with Blondie said...

Bahah! This is the best. I can't wait to be a parent someday! It sounds like a party. :)