SQUIRREL..... Random thoughts Part 12 (the first one was posted - but I've lost the other 10 somewhere....)

Things I'm doing instead of being out on the road riding my bike....

Posting this blog - after reading my daily nienie dialogues.
Facebooking - it's a sickness... and I gotta feeva.
Laughing that I found some old friends - and we are all very old now.
Watching a fly floating around in my waterglass, and wondering how much of it I drank before I noticed it.  (Hey I can share)
Wondering what I'll pack for my trip - besides the things I want to take to my grandkids..... always wear clean underwear - ok mom.
Missing the traveling man Mr. Hillary - as I look over at his doghouse he usually sleeps in at night.... I still kinda miss him.  Wait - take that back - he took the toothpaste. Sweep out the doghouse...
Wondering if my 80 year old mom failed her drivers test for the 3rd and lucky charm time.
Thinking of all of the lives we've just saved.
Eating carrot cake right out of the pan with a fork - because I can.
Wondering what I'm going to do when I get a flat tire today at the point of the mountain.
Missing the Yorker for some dumb reason.
Wishing that recruiters would land the job instead of making calls that make my heart leap and sink.
Hating Channel 5 coverage on ATK - Hating layoffs more and more and more....
Smelling the homemade pumpkin cinnamon whole wheat bread baking....mmmm lovin' my kids, and carbs.
Reading Elaine's comments and realizing that I'm lucky to have a friend like her - we will burn baby burn in the next life.
Lovin' that my son in laws are handsome - and my daughter in law is hot ta ta.
Aching to hold my grandkids, and corrupt them quickly - with sugar.
Searching for something to eat after the cake.... chips and salsa?
Realizing that when Ashley, Mandy, Matt and I talk on facebook - no one knows what in the world we are talking about - because it's all in code - oh .... if you only knew.
Acting like I'll miss work while I'm gone.... what the?  Scratch that.
Anticipating Biggest Loser, Parenthood, Stupidest Idol, and Dancing with the Tramps, and staring at only one way to record all of the stations at once.
Noticing that there's also a reception I have to be to tonight, mmm more cake - should I take my fork and fly water?.
Seeing that I've now wasted a whole lot of time on the computer.
Sending all my love to my Missionary.  Ok - so I'll spare a bit o love for the other kids too - oh ok - you can all have all of my love..... except my love for a tall McDonalds Coke - and thinking.... now was NOT a good time to give it up....
Driving to McDonalds.
Pausing.... no.... getting my padded butt shorts on and hittin' the road.  Ok - maybe I'll put a top on too.
Squirrel....