I TOE'd you so....

Just can't resist posting this today. I'm trying to find things to laugh about and since I don't have anymore mortuaries to visit until the weekend this will have to do. My daughters and I do this random texting on a daily basis. Not that we have anything important to say, just funny lines from movies, or bizarre comments to each other to get a giggle goin'. So I sent a text to Mandy today and said, "Yer Mom", to which she replied, "Your face has a Mom", to which I replied, "Yer Grandma is a 9 toed gangsta", to which she replied, "That's hot", to which I replied, "No really, Grandma is having her hammertoe taken off on Friday!" Long pause....

Just a typical story from my side of the family - we're basically all nuts. You would have to just meet my mom to believe that the stories I tell about her are true. She keeps stubbing the second toe in from her big toe because it lays over the top of her big toe. It makes the story of her funeral so much funnier. "Hey mom, Eric (my older and only brother and favorite child) and I get to do your makeup and hair when you die ok?" "Oh, and we've decided to have an 'open toed' casket." That will keep my mom living - forever! (PS - upon hearing the news of the toe I called my only sibling and told him that I get the toe - wanna make a necklace out of it and wear it places.) Hope the formaldehyde won't take off the toenail polish....The next funniest thing to this story, will be my momma on pain killers come Friday night. Let's see, where will we tell the Great Grandchildren where Grandmas 'little piggie' went? (..... and this little piggie was whacked off.....) Oh Paul Harvey - why did you have to die - you never heard...... the rest of this story. Love ya Mom! (: (Freakishly true - I'm just like her - and proud of it) Gotta go get a chair for the toe - know anywhere I can get a toed-stool? Ribbit