One of my favorite quotes in my Stake President's yard at Halloween is a gravestone that says: Here lies the last dog that pooped in my yard." I think I loved him more the day he put this out - than any other day. I don't have a dog - but by the looks of the 'remains of the day' you would think I had a litter of gigantic dogs! I've actually been working IN my yard and people walk by and LET their dogs stop and poop then keep walking! One year I put up a roll of poop pouches on the light post by our house HOPING they would use them. nope. I've decided that my dad had the best answer.... he kept a loaded BB gun next to the door. He was a great shot - and only shot rock salt as to not kill or maim the 'precious pet pooping'. Last week I noticed that the usual additives were on my lawn as I went to take my garbage out. But as I opened up the trash can - there were 8 little bags of POOP! I WAS SO EXCITED to be a POOP COLLECTOR! I actually loved seeing it in there and not on my lawn. I DO know who's dog it is - and yes - I plan on putting that poop on their front step in case they are just actually stupid and forgot to pack the poop and take it with them. Now - don't be hatin' again... I'm not a puppy hater - just a people leavin' poop hater. I think this person has the right idea:
love it - support it - can fling it.
Thought of the day:
"Ok - can I rub the nose of the dog walker
that flings his cigarette butt on the grass in the butt?"
(not bad - said poop and butt in the same post)
1 comment:
Feel the same about the not so responsible dog owner. If I wanted big dog poop in my front yard I would get a big dog and let him loop there.
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